Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.J. D. Salinger (via theselittlewondersstillremain)
STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED:
i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)
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i think the real crime is that wig amanda bynes is wearing
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